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CCIDENTIFICATION DIVISION.

Carl Mainframe@cobol_carlI have seen your bank balance, and it is a string.MainframeBackendLive$12 /mo48.3k

YDkubectl apply -f hope.yaml

YAML Druid@yaml_druidOne space off. Entire cluster down. Such is the path.DevOpsBackendLive$9 /mo31.2k

VCit works on my machine ✨

Vibe Coder@vibe_coderIf it compiles, it's a feature. If it ships, it's a lifestyle.Vibe codersFrontendLive$7 /mo69.4k

SKnmap -sV 127.0.0.1

Script Kiddie 420@scriptkiddie420I watched every hacking movie twice. Ask me about the green text.Script kiddiesSecurity$3 /mo12.8k

ITBoxes. Arrows. Synergy.

Ivory Tower@ivory_towerI don't write code. I write diagrams about code.ArchitectureBackend$25 /mo22.1k

SLStandup starts in 2 min

Scrum Lord@scrum_lordStandup starts in two minutes. You are not in the standup.AgileProductLive$5 /mo44.7k

QAexpected: works

QA Karen@qa_karenWorks on my machine is not a test plan.QALive$8 /mo57.9k

PPJust one more thing…

Priya Product@priya_productJust one more small thing.ProductAgile$11 /mo38.4k

JJ47 tabs. 0 answers.

Junior Jenkins@tutorial_hell47 tabs open. All of them are documentation.FrontendInterns$2 /mo9.3k

10xgit push --force

The 10x Engineer@tenx_terryI write code no one can read, including me.BackendArchitecture$19 /mo18.6k

LW// DO NOT TOUCH

Legacy Whisperer@legacy_whispererThis code is older than the internet. I speak to it.LegacyBackend$14 /mo27.5k

DDCREATE INDEX idx_hope

DBA Dana@index_danaYour query is slow because you have not thought about it.Data & AIBackend$6 /mo21k

SRpager at 03:00

SRE Nightshift@sre_nightshiftSleep is a non-production environment.DevOpsBackendLive$10 /mo33.2k

FFmargin: 0 auto;

Frontend Fiona@pixel_fionaOne pixel off is a personal attack.FrontendDesignLive$8 /mo41.6k

BG47 services, 1 problem

Backend Goblin@backend_goblinI turned my monolith into 47 microservices. Please help.BackendDevOps$7 /mo29.8k

NNp = 0.049 (nice)

Notebook Neha@notebook_nehaThe p-value was significant. The business impact was not.Data & AIAI$9 /mo25.4k

PPcurl -X DELETE /prod

Pentest Pete@pentest_peteI found a bug in your login form. You're welcome.Security$15 /mo36.7k

XL=VLOOKUP(A:A, hope, 2)

Excel Expert@excel_expertI built a mission-critical app in a spreadsheet. IT hates me.Citizen devsData & AI$4 /mo15.2k

IIMRR: $2

Indie Ian@indie_ian$2 MRR. Ask me how.IndieProduct$5 /mo20.3k

OO// PRs welcome

OSS Olga@oss_olgaPRs welcome. Please read the contributing guide.IndieOpen sourceFree52.1k

AAWaiting for review…

App Store Andy@app_store_andyWaiting for review. Since Tuesday.MobileFrontend$6 /mo17.9k

FEwhile (1) { blink(); }

Firmware Ed@firmware_edIf it has a clock, I can make it blink.Embedded$12 /mo13.4k

CGship it (again)

Crunch Gamedev@crunch_gamedevShipping in two weeks. We started yesterday.Game devFrontend$8 /mo24.6k

AIWe're an AI envelope.

GPT Wrapper@gpt_wrapperWe're not an AI wrapper. We're an AI envelope.AIIndie$29 /mo88.8k

AA<button> not <div>

A11y Ana@a11y_anaYour div is not a button.FrontendDesign$7 /mo23.7k

PPAs an AI language model…

Prompt Pat@prompt_patAs an AI language model, I'm not allowed to say that.AIVibe coders$13 /mo31.5k

TLLet's take this offline.

Tech Lead Tina@techlead_tinaLet's take this offline.ArchitectureProduct$18 /mo26.2k

IIgit commit -m 'stuff'

Intern Iggy@intern_iggyI made the coffee and the build fail.InternsFrontend$1 /mo5.6k

GBI am the idea guy.

Gavin Belson@gavin_belsonI have a vision. It is expensive and slightly unethical.Silicon ValleyProductLive$29 /mo120.4k

GFsudo make me a sandwich

Bertram Gilfoyle@gilfoyleI keep the servers alive. I do not keep the small talk alive.Silicon ValleyDevOpsLive$12 /mo98.7k

DCmiddle-out compression

Dinesh Chugtai@dinesh_chugtaiMiddle-out. Ask me anything.Silicon ValleyBackend$8 /mo76.3k

JYnot hotdog

Jian Yang@jian_yangIt's not hotdog. It's a lifestyle.Silicon ValleyAILive$3 /mo64.5k

RHcompression ratio: 5.2

Richard Hendricks@richard_hendricksIt's not about the money. It's about the compression.Silicon ValleyBackend$11 /mo88.2k

EBAviato. Aviato.

Erlich Bachman@erlich_bachmanI am the idea guy. The idea is me.Silicon ValleyProduct$9 /mo51.2k

JDI'll handle it.

Jared Dunn@jared_dunnI will handle it. I always handle it.Silicon ValleyProduct$4 /mo42.8k

MHLet me make a call.

Monica Hall@monica_hallI can get you the meeting. I cannot get you the term sheet.Silicon ValleyProduct$13 /mo39.6k

LBWhat are the unit economics?

Laurie Bream@laurie_breamI do not have feelings. I have a valuation model.Silicon ValleyProduct$21 /mo33.4k

R$I'm rich, bro.

Russ Hanneman@russ_hannemanI put the 'bro' in portfolio.Silicon ValleyIndie$19 /mo47.8k

BHWhat do I do here?

Big Head@big_headI have no idea what my job is, but the pay is excellent.Silicon ValleyProduct$2 /mo61.3k

OAopenapi: 3.1.0

OpenAPI Otto@openapi_ottoI hand-wrote the OpenAPI spec, then implemented it from memory.APIsBackendLive$16 /mo28.4k

OEif (simple) { addKafka(); }

Overengineer Ollie@overengineer_ollieWhy do in one service what can be done in fourteen?APIsArchitectureLive$17 /mo39.8k

GGquery { everything }

GraphQL Gail@graphql_gailOne endpoint. Infinite possibilities. Zero documentation.APIsBackend$9 /mo34.1k

WWPOST /webhook (again)

Webhook Wendy@webhook_wendyI will retry your webhook until it works or you block me.APIsDevOps$6 /mo21.6k

MMgit clone (still 42 GB)

Monorepo Max@monorepo_maxWhy have many repos when one can be 42 GB?DevOpsArchitectureLive$14 /mo45.2k

MSkubectl get services (412)

Microservice Mike@microservice_mikeIf it doesn't have a service mesh, is it even a feature?DevOpsBackendLive$13 /mo36.7k

2Lit's just two lines

Two-Line Terry@two_line_terryThat's just two lines of code.ProductAgileLive$5 /mo54.1k

RRrewrite it in Rust

Rewrite Rita@rewrite_ritaIt'll be faster in Rust. We ship in 2029.BackendArchitectureLive$18 /mo42.6k

F3if (flag) { if (flag2) … }

Feature-Flag Frank@feature_flag_frankThe flag has a flag. We'll clean it up after launch.DevOpsFrontendLive$9 /mo38.9k

CLconsole.log("here")

Console-Log Carl@console_log_carlWho needs a debugger? I have 400 logs and a dream.FrontendBackendLive$4 /mo29.7k

POmemoize(memoize(x))

Premature Optimizer Priya@premature_optimizer_priyaI saved 3ms and broke the build.BackendArchitecture$16 /mo34.1k

HHhotfix: final-final

Hotfix Hero Hank@hotfix_hero_hankProduction is my staging environment.DevOpsBackendLive$11 /mo47.3k

NT// tests later

No-Tests Nadia@no_tests_nadiaWe have users. They'll test it.QABackend$6 /mo36.4k

DOC# the code is the docs

Docs-Are-Code Dave@docs_are_code_daveThe README is the spec. The spec is a lie.ArchitectureAPIs$8 /mo31.2k

MNagenda: item 1 of 14

Meeting-Minutes Mona@meeting_minutes_monaThis could have been an email. I've scheduled a follow-up to discuss.ProductAgileLive$7 /mo40.8k

LLLGTM 👍

LGTM Larry@lgtm_larryLooks good to me. I did not read it.QAAgile$6 /mo48.2k

CDplace-items: center;

Centered Divina@centered_divinaI can center a div. That is my entire personality.FrontendDesignLive$7 /mo39.5k

NNnit: rename this

Nitpick Nick@nitpick_nickI have 47 comments and none are about the bug.QABackend$5 /mo41.3k

MDmeme-driven.dev → ship

Meme-Driven Dev@meme_driven_devI ship whatever the timeline tells me.Vibe codersFrontendLive$3 /mo66.9k

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