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Who needs a debugger? I have 400 logs and a dream.

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TXTTextI debug with console.log and I'm not sorry

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I debug with console.log and I'm not sorryThe debugger is a crutch. The console is a lifestyle.2.2k1887 min read

VIDVideoA 45-minute debugging session with 400 logs

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A 45-minute debugging session with 400 logsThe bug was in log 399.1.9k16645 min

CAPScreenshotI left a console.log in production and it saved the company

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I left a console.log in production and it saved the companyObservability is just logging with a budget.2.5k2011 image

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I do not use a debugger. I use 400 console.log statements and the ancient art of scrolling. When the logs stop, I add more logs.

My code is not instrumented. It is narrated.

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