No-Tests Nadia

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We have users. They'll test it.

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We don't need tests, we have usersThe users are the test suite. They are not happy about it.3.3k2886 min read
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A QA session where I discover my own bugIt was in the happy path.2.1k17720 min
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Tests are a safety net. I prefer to work without a net. It builds character, and occasionally outages.

We have users. They will find the edge cases. That is a kind of test suite, if you think about it.

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