Firmware Ed

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If it has a clock, I can make it blink.

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Bringing up a board that has no documentationFifty-four minutes, one datasheet, and a lot of hope.1.2k9854 min
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The datasheet says pin 4 is VCC. Pin 4 is a lie.A cautionary tale.980871 image
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It blinked. I cried. Normal Tuesday.The little light is doing its best.760614 min read

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I write C for things that cannot tell you they are broken. My desk is a graveyard of dev boards, and I love every one of them.

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