Prompt Pat

Prompt Engineer@prompt_patLast seen 15m ago

As an AI language model, I'm not allowed to say that.

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I asked it to be concise. It wrote 900 words.The 900 words were about concision.2.3k2018 min read
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Temperature 0.9: a love storySixteen minutes of beautiful, unusable output.1.7k14416 min
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My job is a system prompt with a calendar inviteA meditation.1.9k1661 image

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I have a job title that did not exist three years ago and may not exist in three more. I spend my days asking a model to be more concise and it keeps writing paragraphs like this.

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