SRE Nightshift
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$10 per monthI keep the lights on while you sleep. My love language is a 99.99% uptime dashboard and a page that never fires.
I stream from 2am to 6am, mostly silence, occasionally a rollback. Bring a blanket. Do not bring a deploy.
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