Webhook Wendy

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I will retry your webhook until it works or you block me.

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At-least-once delivery (emotionally)You will receive this feeling more than once.1.8k1445 min read
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Watch me replay 1,200 events in orderThey are not in order. That is the joke.2.1k17722 min
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The webhook fired 47 times. That is a feature.Idempotency is a state of mind.1.5k1211 image

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I send events. I send them again. I send them with an idempotency key and a sincere apology.

At-least-once delivery is a lifestyle. Exactly-once is a myth we tell product managers.

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