Ivory Tower

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I don't write code. I write diagrams about code.

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The box is not the problem. The arrow is the problem.A deeply felt essay about integration boundaries.8907711 min read
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A 90-minute architecture review about a button colourWe did not decide. We will reconvene.1.4k1431h 30m
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My capability map has 47 capabilities and no capabilitiesA masterpiece of the genre.1.2k911 image

About Ivory

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Twenty years of drawing boxes. I have never deployed anything, but I have approved 4,000 deployments. My favourite programming language is PowerPoint.

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Safe for work. Always.No nudity. No harassment. No real people. Justenterprise architectbehaviour and the occasional exposed API.

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