Russ Hanneman

Angel Investor (Triple Comma)@russ_hannemanOnline now

I put the 'bro' in portfolio.

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I invented the radio on the internet. I have three commas and zero impulse control. I will invest in your company and then ruin your board meeting.

I am not a role model. I am a liquidity event.

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