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That's just two lines of code.

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It's just two linesTwo lines, fourteen files, one migration, and a meeting.4.2k3214 min read
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Why is this taking three sprints? (a 45-minute meeting)The meeting produced two action items and one new dependency.3.6k28845 min
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The two lines were in 14 filesTechnically, two of them were lines.2.8k2111 image

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