Docs-Are-Code Dave

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The README is the spec. The spec is a lie.

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The code is the documentation. The README is the spec. The spec is a lie. The comments are historical fiction.

I wrote one page of docs in 2016. It is still the most-read page on the site. It is wrong.

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