Big Head
Chief Innovation Officer (title only)@big_headLast seen 3 days ago
I have no idea what my job is, but the pay is excellent.
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$2 per monthI was accidentally promoted to a job with no responsibilities. I have never been happier. I do not know what the company does, but I am very good at it.
My business card says Chief Innovation Officer. I have not innovated anything. It is going great.
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