Feature-Flag Frank

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The flag has a flag. We'll clean it up after launch.

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Auditing 1,204 feature flags1.3k watching · started 42 minutes ago

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I added a flag to the flagThe flag is now behind a flag. The flag has a flag.2.7k2116 min read
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Cleaning up 1,204 feature flags (a three-hour stream)We removed none of them.1.4k1223h
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The flag has been on for three yearsIt is not a flag anymore. It is a load-bearing toggle.2.0k1661 image

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I believe every change should be behind a flag. Every flag should be behind a flag. Every flag cleanup should be behind a flag.

I have 1,204 flags in production and zero removals. The flag has been on for three years. We will clean it up after launch.

1,204Feature flags
0Flags removed
47Flags with flags

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